E-Mail From The Gates

Hey Buddy

Man I have to tell you, things are way different than I thought they’d be

I got here earlier today..you know when it happened and things we’re kind of hectic you know. I didn’t expect there to be near as many people as there were. And it wasn’t like a good crowd, you know? I couldn’t figure that out either, cause alot I guys used to party with are here man. But something has really put a blanket over this crowd. I can’t see alot from where I am right now…Just a crowd of people ahead of me. I don’t know why I brought along my lap top, but hey since I got it, and solitaire isn’t working I thought I would email you.

Okay the line is moving a little bit now. Man this is one weird scene, there is like a million people and where all heading to what looks like a chair or something….someone is sitting in the chair, but man they have the spot lights on WAY to high, I can’t see a thing its so bright.

Okay I can see a little better, at least to the sides…..to the left wow a lot of people are going off to the left….they don’t look happy. Hey there’s Denny I’ll yell at him for you. Well the jerk didn’t even look up. Remember Denny? Man He was the Maxed Out Party GUY! He always was rocking…..he doesn’t look to happy now.

Man this light is almost too bright to stand….I’m getting really close. I hope I get to go to the right, the people who are going to the right look really happy….glowing and all. The people to the left, man that’s a bummer scene man…it seems that the people going left are being “escorted” out the door by these really beefy looking guys with wings. Some people are screaming trying to get back to the chair in the light…but those big guys are shoving them all out the door.

De-di De- di man can you say Twilight Zone? The Light is so bright I am feeling an excruciating pain, like inside me man…..and the people to the right, they look like angels or something…..and the people to left they’re screaming and sweating blood. something’s not right man, they keep screaming the name of Jesus and Asking forgiveness….weird Huh?

Oh man its almost my turn up there, I am completely surrounded by the light now, but… its like I don’t comprehend it man….and the pain is like piercing my heart….

The Chair….its not a chair…. its a throne

and the Guy on the chair….he’s he’s

No Man it Cant’ Be…

Oh Man John you were right man….all this time you were right….

Everything you said about the bible….About…Him

I mean I partied on Saturday and went to church on Sunday who knew this sh… stuff was real?

The Man on the Throne…..Its…..

Oh My God!

Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

But Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: Joe <Joe@hell.com>
Subject: You Were Right

Matthew 25

The Son of Man Will Judge the Nations
³¹ “When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory. ³²All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats. ³³And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left. ³⁴Then the King will say to those on His right hand, “Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: ³⁵for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in; ³⁶I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.’
³⁷“Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, “Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink? ³⁸When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You?³⁹Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’ ⁴⁰And the King will answer and say to them, “Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.’
⁴¹“Then He will also say to those on the left hand, “Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels: ⁴²for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink; ⁴³I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’
⁴⁴“Then they also will answer Him,^[saying, “Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’ ⁴⁵Then He will answer them, saying, “Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’ ⁴⁶And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”